Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 01, 2018

better yet, ma’am, just ask the sober barkeeper

I guess Andy will have to go Home to Flo. Actually that’s not a bad idea.

I remember a time back in Subic Bay, Philippines, we had a certain sailor, (whom I’ll not name), who was quite drunk. He had picked up a pretty young thing that night, (it was a sailor town). And we switched her with the ugliest old hag we could get. He didn’t seem to notice anything till the next morning. Did I say that he was quite drunk?

She better step back cuz me thinks our boy is about to come crashin to the floor! ;o}

And that’s not a handle on the back of her coat, Romeo.

At two A. M.,a two,is a ten ;)

Happy Birthday Affie!

A mi vieja amiga de Malta, Affie, que una vez más, un año mayor que yo:

¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS!

Some enchanted evening, a drunk may spot you across a crowded room……oh, wait, no crowd. Never mind.

Flirting with strangers is so cringey.

xxx

@Afficionado

Happy Birthday, Affie!

I have taken “Free Afficionado” off my username now. Not because I don’t want you to be reinstated but I just don’t think it’s worth it anymore. It seems GoComics are not ever going to reinstate you.

It’s a year since you’ve been banned.

I’m giving blood on 20th August. 3 days before I go on my cruise.

Hope you are having a lovely day.

@Pcolli

Was it your birthday yesterday or the 30th?

I still remember, I hope it was a good one.

Happy Birthday Afficionado, and many happy returns! :)

Need some ointment for that burn, Andy?