Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 23, 2018

“That explains a lot.”

None of us would be where we are if no one invented the wheel.

Bosses love to take credit for what other people do. It is part of their job description. Worse yet, if you invent something while employed by the them, they take possession of it.

And I thought it was Al Gore who invented the Internet. But apparently it was me.

And I cured cancer! (Just trying to get out ahead of the curve.)

Why does that stupid little kid wear a helmet?

Yes, and if they didn’t invent it, they can use science to explain the whole universe!

I’m confused. Did he invent computers that apples use, or did he invent computers made out of apples?

So you’re responsible for Lisas.

And AlGore invented the internet!

… and some non-human ones, too, vis-à-vis, Donald Trump!

So he’s Steve Wozniak?

Cause he’s a space cadet.

She sound like a Communist.