Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2018

He’s not invited to parties.

Just park him in a corner and use that big hole as a trash can.

Mama warned you!

just wonderful, Petey

See? Your mother was right when she warned you that if you made that face too often it would permanently freeze that way!

Has he thought about letting a bird build a nest on his frozen arm?

I’m offended that you’re offended over me being offended of everyone else being offended.

A boatload of botox would seem to be in order!

Well it’s about damn TIME you got offended!

If you’re not outraged you’re not paying attention.

He reminds me of my classmates back in grade school during “show and tell”.

He also gets offended if you don’t offend him.

Mama told me not to come (to a party this guy is invited to).

How To Get Offended (a tutorial) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mju_gW3c8

While production of The Boondocks television series was in progress, Aaron McGruder insisted that Huey Freeman never be depicted without a frown. But he was the only character that wasn’t transparently loopy.

Trump posing in a brown wig about to fire another civil servant who offended him for doing their jobs.

There’s an awful lot of people like Petey on social media.

Attending too many Trump Stroke my Ego Rallies, will also have this effect.

With all this talk of offence, how do we get some ONence?

Clearly you don’t recognize an antifa when you see one.

Those who wants to be offended, can always find something to be offended about.

Hey, GoComics! I was going to share this on Facebook, but, your preview blows the punchline! STILL! You can get this right…

My usual response to someone I’ve offended: “I didn’t mean to offend you. That was just a bonus.” But I’m old and can get away with stuff like that. Oh, the joys of being a curmudgeon!

I know some Democrats whose faces and arms are frozen like this…

He is the Official Party Pooper, available for kvetching at Bar and Bat Mitzvahs as well as 1%ers’ tasting soirees. No charge, but you have to wine and dine them.

Let clarify something for you. “You’re Offended? Not My Problem.

Everyone is too offended these days about Everything! We all have differences of opinion. Just relax. The world will not end just because we don’t all think alike about every little thing.

Meh. You have yet to see true OFFENDED, Pal Petey. Watch this:

Hey! Cartoon-Boy! Shape up, or I will become offended!

My wife got me this shirt for my birthday, it’s awesome!https://shop.asmdss.com/products/just-because-youre-offended?variant=849353965588