In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 10, 2018

what’s the score down there?

Upper 3rd level seats at the local stadium!

Waiting for the beer vendor is a pain in the ass.

At least it’s an unobstructed view?

Watch a few minutes, then wait about ninety minutes to see another few minutes.

Would’ve figured them to be watching an Astros game when Minute Maid’s top’s open.

Wouldn’t the soda cup be floating away?

An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion. Newton’s 1st law (law of motion.

Duh, I had to read the comments to understand. I thought it was a cruise — one I’d love to take, actually!

i get the joke – but for the cost of space flight, they could buy their own stadium.