Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 17, 2018

P2 This is the Valley Juniors Qualifier, every knows you have to pencil whip the scorecard and shave 4 to 5 strokes before turning it in!!! The MCC boys will never see the first tee in this event. Gil should know this!!!!!!

These guys don’t have a chance. One of the Rude Boys shot a 59!

In all reality , maybe Tony would score better if he used balls without smiles on them .

Gil looks at the scoreboard and realizes that there’s no way the non Milford players could have honestly achieved their scores. The cheaters deny Gil’s accusations . Marty Moon overhears the heated argument and in a drunken stupor invents Death Golf which features the player with the highest score on each hole is given a partially loaded revolver to play one pull Russian Roulette . This reality show shown on Pirate TV becomes an instant hit ,in all reality !

P3- Now I know where Nick Saban got the clapper pose from. GilPa!

Love how these two are always more excited for what the other guy did. That’s true friendship.

Gonna need some rum in that coke Gil.

P3 – “If you’re 12 strokes behind and you know it clap your hands…”

cheater cheater..pumpkin eater….

Well if one uses the Milford calendar then it is now November in NC. HS football starts tonight.

Obviously, there’s no money on the line. That’s why their opponents can embellish their scores with impunity.

Why does the golf ball have a frowny face?

Got it. Wilson is in. Tony is out.

P1, These guys should really wash their balls. And I can’t believe that low hanging fruit was still here at 11:45 am.

P2, 82 and 83? Those other guys didn’t even need to cheat to beat that.

P3, I’ll buy the Hoo and then we can sit and watch your hopes get crushed. Do either of you guys play football?

“Watch the scoreboards.” Sounds super exciting. You mean sit there and watch people write their score on the chart?