Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for July 28, 2018

but still funny .

Thank you! The elephant was starting to get under the skin! And that is quite noticeable!

Well you could move on to jokes about trunk lines in communication systems…

In Africa, trunk lines are what you get when too many people want to send a message on the jungle telegraph, also known as log jams….

I had a white elephant once … took forever to sell.

But…. i really like Horton, sigh.

Here’s a thought…. How far can you stretch an elephant?

Maybe someone would believe you if you said you saw an elephant. But a white elephant, not.

How do you keep an elephant from stampeding?

Cut his stampeder off…

A long time ago, before the British invasion, some local rulers would give a bejeweled white elephant to their enemies. It would be so expensive to maintain that it would drive that kingdom to near bankruptcy, or at least not have any money to maintain any sort of defence. The rival would win without shooting an arrow or throwing a spear.

What’s this “we” Rita. That elephant is all yours.

How do you get down off an elephant?

Might as well set up a ‘stall’ for him…

At first I thought this was Medusa’s work.

This reminds me of an episode of “The Wild, Wild West” in which an Indian maharajah brought a white elephant as a gift from President Grant, only to have it stolen. Turned out that the elephant had only been painted white; the maharajah, who was broke, was trying to run a scam in order to extort money from the United States. In the end, his scheme was found out, he was overthrown by his subjects, and he wound up getting arrested.

About time they decided to trunk-ate this arc. I was afraid the number of elephant comics would become jumbo!