Once, when I was on a date, she accidentally “let one.” I just blurted out the first response that came to me, which was, “Thank you, for helping me feel more at home.”
I had bowel reconstruction surgery about nine years ago and ever since I’ve had uncontrolable gas, not only that, it’s the foulest smelling gas you could possibly imagine. One time I was in the computer library of the community college when I let one off. A few minutes later another computer user went to one of the Tech and complained about the smell, she thought it was a gas leak and refused to go back to her computer until they found out where the leak was coming from.
McColl34 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Of course, you can never replicate the sound to PROVE it was the chair.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
Phart jokes. Always phunny.
Herb L 1954 over 6 years ago
Whoopee cushion?
Daniel Jacobson over 6 years ago
Once, when I was on a date, she accidentally “let one.” I just blurted out the first response that came to me, which was, “Thank you, for helping me feel more at home.”
patlaborvi over 6 years ago
I had bowel reconstruction surgery about nine years ago and ever since I’ve had uncontrolable gas, not only that, it’s the foulest smelling gas you could possibly imagine. One time I was in the computer library of the community college when I let one off. A few minutes later another computer user went to one of the Tech and complained about the smell, she thought it was a gas leak and refused to go back to her computer until they found out where the leak was coming from.