Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 13, 2018

Never miss a chance to get presents. Maybe you’ll be something you like.

returning gift she was going to give him? that, indeed, does make no sense

Poor Lucy… all confused and confuddled over a breakup that only happened in her mind.

I’ve got a gift I was going to give an ex. Stuck in a drawer, and me not knowing what to do with it.

Face it Lucy, he’s too smart for you.

Love is confusing.

Schroeder’s prefers the love of gifts to the gift of love!

Go home and get some rest before you tire yourself out, Lucy.

How can you return a gift you haven’t given? Now I am confused.

Love doesn’t make sense. Live with it and go with the flow.

Their relationship never did make much sense.

Don’t worry. Lucy will be making like Lauren Bacall on Harry Truman’s piano any time now.

Can you say “Stalker”?

To the noble mind, rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.

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Schroeder was the only kid in the neighborhood who lived in a house without doors that locked, which is why Lucy was always on his piano (and never on his mind!)

“Aha!…Pronoun trouble!…It’s not ‘He doesn’t have to shoot YOU now…’” This is Bugs Bunny/‘Rabbit Seasoning’.

Lucy…get a grip…QUICKLY…like, 3 days ago quickly!

Where are my presents?

To think, all this time she was gonna give me a gift certificate for a baby grand. Hmm, maybe I’ll give her just one date.

Schroeder saying “thank you” to Lucy? What universe is this?

Lucy did a nice thing