Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 19, 2018

Yo Snoopy! Stick to barking, snarling, whimpering and whining!

I remember the English department of my University had a list of jobs for people with English degrees pinned to one of the walls. Within a week, somebody had written “ALL @#$%-ING LIES!!” in sharpie over the list.

I once got a Clark College (Vancouver, Washington) class catalogue in the mail. It offered Japanese, which interested me, but it was level two and it requested a level one prerequisite to the language or experience in the language. I don’t have that much of the latter.

There are a lot of people on the internet who need to take “bonehead English”.

It’s the only language he’s good at so far.

there’s the old joke.if you speak three languages you’re trilingualif you speak two languages you’re bilingualif you speak one language, you’re an american.

Linus, using phrases like “bonehead”? LINUS??

It is a humerus class in structural English. With occipital instruction.

As well as Rocks for Jocks and Physics for Poets?

How about Klingon and Elvish.

Thanks to Duolingo.com, I’m having more fun learning foreign languages now than I ever did in any classroom.