Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 21, 2018

Very convenient :D :D

How about “GET DOWN!!!” ???

And apparently the words, “Why aren’t you moving?”

“What we have here is a failure to communicate…”

Animals only hear what they want to.

OFF works. If telling them “down” doesn’t get a response, you have a well trained dog. They were already lying down.

Dreaming about the Mohave Desert.

If you don’t know what “zzyzx” is, just Google it. Kevin uses it as a snoring sound.