Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 25, 2018

Very confusing. Eight kids cheated. Gil says six kids were cheated out of making the tournament. How does Gil know two of the cheaters would have made it regardless?

P1 “Ah Gil my glass is empty and it is also cracked can you kindly take care of this and quit worrying about those kids!!!”

Still disappointed that we have yet to get to the MCC Pool to see Daphne’s “DD’s”!!! The pool closes after labor day.

“How about I host the first annual Gil Thorp invitational?”

In all reality , MimI says to Gil ,Shut up and kiss me you fool ,take right here right now ,down and dirty .Got It !

I thought he complained about 8 kids cheating? Once again, Gil loses track of two kids.

P3: What else could they add? A professional wrestling exhibition? A sale on Gil Thor P state championship memorabilia in the pro shop?

I think it’s nuts that they just take a teenager’s word for his score when it’s an actual competition.

P4- O.K. Valley Junior Golf Chairman. Course monitor for each foursome, especially the cheaters. And Capri Sun’s for everyone.

Illinois high school football kicked off last night also ,in all reality .

In all reality ,we at Milford Country Club could host a juniors tournament for non cheaters only . GREAT IDEA GIL , let me run it up the flag pole and see who salutes it ! Wait, better yet we can add scorers, expose those dirty cheaters and ban them for life from playing golf . Thanks for the blow back Gil ,bye.

Also confirming high school football in North Dakota kicked off last night.

In Olympic Hockey, poorly performing teams are demoted to a lower level. Announce every hole will be independently scored and anyone shooting more than 10 strokes worse than their qualifying round will be ineligible to compete next year. Because this is a new rule, anyone wishing to withdraw may do so without penalty and the next qualifier up can compete. Not funny but it can get us to football and the former male ballet dancer wide receiver transfer.

P1, So what you’re saying then, Gil, is that two of your guys cheated too? Here, have some wine and shutup.

P2, Captain Binghamptom says “Wha, wha, what!”

P3, So now Gil will be the official scorekeeper?

“Listen you smiling doofus, it’s over, let’s move on. OK, we’ll have the Losers Open, and then dammit, start paying attention to FOOTBALL! You’re going to torture us another week with this high-school lawyer crap, aren’t you?”

Meanwhile , Gil invites Double D to the Bucket and details the Junior Golf cheating scandel . Gee thanks Coach Thorp since the Del Bader story was a flop I need a blockbuster story , this is it ,maybe in all reality .

P1- Mimi really hitting the sauce this summer, must be lonely

P2- Roy Scheider isn’t dead, he’s working at the Valley Golf tournament office

P3- Gil suggesting adding a junior shower bracket to the Valley Tournament

R&W must be very proud of themselves to put today’s ‘signatures’ inside a lightning bolt.