Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 27, 2018

We hear you, Auntie!

OR DRUNK!

I disagree. You’re getting old when you stand up and wonder how this happened?

Pick up what you dropped.

Watch out Aunty! A fall can cause you to break a hip and that would be NO fun!

Depends where and why I fall. Could need an ambulance.

Ask Walt to sweep up the broken wine glass.

And you discover that your missing shoe is under the couch.

What else? You mean besides crawl on all fours to something e.g. chair, table edge,etc. to pull yourself up! That describes me! ;o{

This was something I went through following foot surgery.

“Ah, there’s the remote we’ve been looking for.”

That was FREAKIN great!

And you’ve never noticed just how Comfy the Floor is before …

Falling down can be damaging.

I don’t know if that would be anybody’s first thought. A lot depends on how hard you fall!