Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 12, 2018

Bread.

Or, in other words, raw toast.

Fingers? Crumpets? English muffins?

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I always put toast in a toaster. it’s never dark enough otherwise. it needs at leas 2 toastings to get proper toast.

You’re incorrect as usual, Aunty. I put in English muffins, you twit. BTW, has all that weight caused your back to go out?

Bread, bagels, English muffins, toaster strudels.

Snerk. It’s an old joke, but I’m an old guy.

Heywood Banks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlcpKu9aqI

Waffles.

Toaster strudel

I actually said toast. sigh.

Nice try Aunty, but you only fooled the youngens.

You put Chicken in a toaster.

How else are you going to make a nice Toasted Chicken Sandwich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqFCQJv5azs

Bagel halves!

Don’t put your fingers in there!