Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 17, 2018

someone should discover the boy’s brain

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

Can I go to the bathroom?

I don’t know, Tony – could you?

And if you didn’t go then… well… Never mind.

I don’t know. Can you?

Yes you can, Tony, it’s down the hall on the right!!!

No- tie a knot in it.

You should have thought of that during recess, Tony.