Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 21, 2018

“Because you never serve hamburgers and flies.”

“Because I like their pads better”.

Now that’s an understanding princess!

C’mon. Hop to it.

He probably had no idea she would agree to it!

Because without water they would croak.

Don Martin would laugh in his grave

Really? We have a French cook.

I can’t but think about the princess with a frog in her throat.

He enjoys the frogrance of the pond.

Looking for a fivesome?

Why is it that princesses and fair maidens so often wear a dunce cap with a streamer on top. What is it with that? It just seems rather odd.

Same reason burglars (whether Beagle Boys or not) wear masks and carry bags with dollar signs on them?

The Prince sez: “My CHILDHOOD friends were bleedin’ TADPOLES!”

at least she is trying to make the marriage work

Why doesn’t he bring his friends home? Simple — it isn’t easy being green.

… ’cause the cat would eat his friends!