Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 21, 2018

That one looks a bit used! The buckle is buckled and tarnished!

The cartoonist could have also done a Davy Jones (of the Monkees) Locker…with a school locker.

does he give discount for only buying single shoes. for the peglegs.

That employee needs to be more professional and stop kracken jokes about the customers.

Cthulhu has a part-time job????

I mast say, I can knot fathom the depths of meaning here. It’s in a different league.