Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 16, 2018

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    It’s odd to think that the game that has so much violence and a reputation for stupid players, probably has the most complex strategies of any sport.

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    Elmer Gantry Fudd  over 6 years ago

    Something vulgar that the common people enjoy, here enjoyed by the superior (cyclists) class, on a higher and of course more profound level. This way they can enjoy football while still enjoying looking down on most people who enjoy football. Yay!

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    Benton Harvey  over 6 years ago

    That kneeling down protesting during the National Anthem has gotten very old now. Like the song in “Frozen”, it’s time to “Let It Go”.

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    asrialfeeple  over 6 years ago

    Bread and circuses?

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    P51Strega  over 6 years ago

    Does Frazz know the meaning of “gratuitous”? Most of the violence in football is required to move the ball. The game is about the strategic placement of violence to achieve a score. Most of the “gratuitous” stuff (ala Mean Joe Green) has been removed. I don’t watch a lot of football, but when I do I appreciate the strategy and skill. The supposedly dumbest-of-the-dumb on the front lines run some amazingly complex formations to both force & finesse the opposing linemen.

    I hate gratuitous violence but can appreciate the strategic application of force.

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    bbbmorrell  over 6 years ago

    wonderfully creative layout

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    kunddog  over 6 years ago

    the International Olympic Committee and over 100 countries recognise chess as a Sport. I know this doesn’t fit in with the american idea of sport, but then againAmerican football doesn’t fit in with the worlds idea of sport. JustEntertainment

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    Texanna Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Have you ever seen an old football player? No! That’s because they are stuck in wheel chairs or beds from all this “violence”. Not to mention the brain damage.

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    pshapley Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Why does an American kid in Michigan need to call the sport “American” football (especially with that ball in the illustration)? The sport most of the rest of the world calls football is soccer to this kid.

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    ArtisticArtemis  over 6 years ago

    Gratuitous:

    Synonyms for gratuitous

    adj not necessarybaselessgroundlessneedlesssuperfluousunfoundedunjustifiedunprovokedunwarrantedwantonassumedbottomlesscauselessindefensibleinessentialreasonlesssupererogatoryuncalled-forunessentialunmeritedunsupportable

    Football is inessential, therefore the violence therein is also.

    As were the coliseum “sport” of gladiators killing each other. Bread and circuses, indeed.

    As is bullfighting reasonless.

    As all those needless and violent pastimes humans have entertained themselves with throughout history.

    When humans actually become civilized, those will all cease.

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    ArtisticArtemis  over 6 years ago

    Synonyms for gratuitous, reposted for formatting. >^..^<

    adj

    not necessary

    baseless

    groundless

    needless

    superfluous

    unfounded

    unjustified

    unprovoked

    unwarranted

    wanton

    assumed

    bottomless

    causeless

    indefensible

    inessential

    reasonless

    supererogatory

    uncalled-for

    unessential

    unmerited

    unsupportable

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Frazz

    13 hrs ·

    I confessed, or maybe was preaching, once to a friend that I thought football was, for all its immense popularity, not long for this cultural world. That we were one or two brain injury-related, program-killing lawsuits away from youth programs and high schools, then colleges, deciding it wasn’t worth the financial risk, and the talent pool drying up overnight. My friend just looked past me and said, “We’ll always have Texas.”

    He was right. And I was probably wrong, but maybe not for the same reasons he was right. Maybe the NFL and its free farm system will see what I see, or saw long enough to put out today’s Frazz. We dig the violence, sure, but maybe we don’t really have the cojones to fully relate to it. And if we can’t fully relate to it, maybe we don’t need it to be such a part of the game. Maybe some version of the unthinkable flag football could work. Maybe there’s a reason the quarterbacks and receivers get the big contracts and that they’re who the tailgaters all pretend to be. The forward pass saved football once. Maybe it will save it again. If not, we’ll always have Texas.

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