Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 23, 2018

When they get back from Jordan, they should check the bottom of my toaster. Might be worth another journal paper.

It should be a skunk.

Lincoln would have to be 117 years old if he were the father of Norma Jeane Mortenson.

Wouldn’t she have a better shot at claiming James Monroe??

Marilyn saw her shrink 24/7. Now I know why.

What happens when you move the dark setting to the max.

And porcupine is where we get pork according to today’s Family Circus, which, in politics, makes sense.

Norma Jean would be 92 if alive. And JFK 101.

When I was reading the dear departed fan magazines back in the 50’s they said that she hoped that Clark Gable was her Pop.

Kinda surprised they didn’t choose a snake, in reference to the Gadsden flag. But porcupines better evoke defense over offense.

The ultimate symbol of “just leave me alone”.

Who burned the bread?

You folks are missing a major point.

At 14,500 years old, the carbonized bread predates ANY biblical creation story