Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 23, 2018

Do we all need to start learning Russian?

The Putin conquest America is underway, without a shot, and the RussiapubliCONs who, once upon a time stood up to Russia have become its lap dog instead of a watch dog.

For a moment I thought she was speaking Klingon.

“Something’s wrong!” No kidding, Carmen.

It’s good to remember that Republicans want Russians to hack our elections because it helps the Right people to win.

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#TraitorTrump

I’m old enough to remember when Russia was the boogeyman we were terrified of. We had air raid drills and hid under our desks to protect us from the bomb. The USA lost it’s mind when Sputnik was launched. Now we have a president who’s lip prints are on putin’s a*#, and he praises nazis and white nationalists.

Someone should install a server and name it “LOOGIE”. Then we could wait and see if the Russians can hack a loogie.

Leave it to Carmen to capture the essence of the Trump presidency: “Something’s wrong!”.

The Russians attempted to hack all sides, in an effort to sow disruption. When your enemy promotes free speech, use it to set his factions fighting against each other. It was apparently wildly successful.

So the DNC Hack!!! (OMG!!!) Turned out to be just a test, according to the DNC. Oopsy

First the DNC, now CARMEN?!? Вы зашли слишком далеко, русские дьяволы !!!

. . . damn!

Bipartisan bill to protect elections has been blocked by the White House.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/white-house-blocks-bill-protect-elections-173459278.html

If I started talking Russian, I might utter, “something is wrong,” тоже, Oops.

Once we’re Americastan, we’ll all have to learn Russian to become citizens so we can vote for Comrade Putin.