Strange Brew by John Deering for August 22, 2018

1. Were you satisfied with the good intentions paving stones?

These guys probably invented the first one. Having to fill them out for all eternity seems like a fitting punishment.

Surely, the whole point of Hell is that you are totally dissatisfied with it.

The more satisfied you are, the more he’ll change things. Similar to politicians and marketers.

This does seem like a suitably refined torture for Hell: you have to fill out the survey but you know the results will be used to make your existence worse.

He does well on Meets Expectations.

I stopped filling those things out, until I get compensation for my time and effort.

Well the speed limit on that highway here was too low. Need to change it to unlimited.

We’re shooting for a “completely dissatisfied” rating!

If that isn’t the truth! I just made a payment online on my credit card and get an email asking me to review my experience!

Oh, to Hell with this “satisfaction survey”!

Proof that he’s a “Devil May Care” kind of guy.