Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 23, 2018

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    Averagemoe  over 6 years ago

    “I’m not giving a fortune to someone who just ate my home.”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Is Dakota even going to try to be in the in-crowd amongst the upperclassmen/-women?

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    codycab  over 6 years ago

    Really? Dakota is “trying” to be popular?

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    asrialfeeple  over 6 years ago

    There’s nothing wrong with using your brain, Dakota. Does it take being a shallow, vacuous airhead, or at least act like one, to be popular? Needless to say, I never was popular.

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    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    Dakota…full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…

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    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    It’s a Kardashian moment.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 6 years ago

    She’s also, like, trying to improve her, like, vocabulary?

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    scyphi26  over 6 years ago

    Hey…at least Phoebe has proven she’s educated, despite her supposed lack of popularity (if she’s so “unpopular,” how come she’s the one who’s the star of the comic?)

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    Trscroggs  over 6 years ago

    Says the girl who just won a Goblin award.

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    BiggerNate91  over 6 years ago

    SHE’S the one who, like, says weird stuff?

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    Oh my God! Barf out! Gag me with a spoon! Totally!

    Is Dakota trying to be a Valley Girl?

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    InquireWithin  over 6 years ago

    Sometimes popularity must come at another’s expense, it seems. In order for you to be ‘in’, some other poor slob must be ‘out’. Apparently for Dakota, it is not enough that she be successful, others must fail.

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    rexvivat  over 6 years ago

    Yeah, that’s Shakespeare for “I’m a useless narcissistic fop who doesn’t realize he’s in a scene that’s being played for laughs, and at some point I’m going to intervene in a domestic disturbance and get stabbed”, as Tailsteak once pointed out. When you’re quoting, context matters.

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    Stickmaker  over 6 years ago

    “What’s so great about Shakespeare? His stuff’s just a bunch of quotes strung together.”

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago

    One mean-spirited, ignorant little witch!

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    reynard61  over 6 years ago

    Well, Shakespeare wrote great fortune cookie material…

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    F*&k Dakota.

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    Aurora Griffin  over 6 years ago

    Well, Dakota’s being true to herself? I guess that Phoebe doesn’t appreciate that. XD

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    Colleen The Someone  almost 4 years ago

    A fortune cookie can do anything better than you can do, Dakota.

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