In Security by Bea R. for August 17, 2018

Ah, yes.

The ol’ shotgun wedding cliche.

Who is Nickolas?

“Dad” reminds me of that “X-Force” character, “Cable.” ✨

“Mom” reminds me of someone too, but can’t quite figure out just who. ✨

As for the family home …

NICE TRY BEA.. Try to fool me yesterday by saying she wasn’t preggers

Whoops. Screwed up. Too soon. Before the ring and ceremony.

Nice folks. Maybe this is why she snapped.

So Charlene comes from a rich family. All the attention that might come with this might be why she’s so shy.

Somebody should have told Charlene or Roy about condoms.

… Roy went from rag to riches…

“When I was a young man, more foolish than wise

A young woman caught me by stealth and surprise

By means of seduction, rye whiskey and gin

She opened her gate and she soon let me in

Her father came at me full sore with his gun

And me, being up in me cups, couldn’t run

He offered a choice of the chapel or jail

Or else I could keep all his shot in me tail"

Looks like Roy would have married her even without the shotgun, what a guy. Given the nice homelife Charlene now comes off as being like Midori from “Midori Days”, but Roy is far from being Seiji. XD

Whaaaa? How did that happen? Nice house.

I wonder how Charlene’s family wound up so well off, gun manufacturing perhaps? In that case this could turn out like the Winchester family, if so I recommend they get out of there before the remodeling!

I can assume they had a small wedding, Sam implied he wasn’t there, and neither was Sedine so I can’t imagine any other of Roy’s family, and I don’t think either of them had many friends. So just Roy, Charlene, and some of Charlene’s family make sure Roy doesn’t back out, how romantic. XD

I see her parents are old fashioned. Also did he keep that in his pants?

“And see if you can find a good bagpiper… specifically request The Dark Island for the bride’s entrance…”

Look to see Roy in love. Especially like the last panel. Roy’s attention is all on Charlene. He didn’t need a gun pointed at him to make good on his good fortune. Nice use of body language, as always. Was the bear best man…er, BeaR? Guess there’s no chance for a formal ceremony once the gun is locked and loaded. Let’s hope there was some cake, even in the rush.

Ok, that part fits with what he said time ago.

It was a Military wedding. Well…, there were a lot of guns there.

Seeing that the two of them marry…and seeing, too, that the two of them don’t live with them.

There may have been a shotgun involved, but the love was already there. ✨❤️✨

I suspect we’ll find out who Nickolas is soon. He’ll probably be a hoot too. But Bea R.: beware of the Purity Police protesting comics like this, as if its subject hasn’t been a common occurrence all throughout history. Just don’t get discouraged, and keep on drawin’!

I assume that is Roy’s pickup out front.

What! Charlene is not a virgin?? I mortified the poor girl was so defiled by that brute. Umm wait a moment here. Trailer out in the woods, no one can hear, Her hauling His hairy butt back inside. She probably wrecked the suspension and Roy’s insurance will not cover it. Reminds me of GF who went nutso in cheap motel room when we had perfectly good apartment (with thin walls and nosy neighbours) Bea you nasty nasty girl!

I’m pregante,

I’m peegnat,

I’m pegnant,

I’m prenant,

I’m pagnet,

love the cha-cok…

Again I say, the less Michaela knows, the less she’ll brag about in school.

“Hun, call Nikolas. There’ll be a marriage… right this very minute!”

So we finally meet the soon-to-be Grandma who says Roy is too childish to visit with the kids.

Mom doesn’t look over surprised. Maybe that is the way Charlene was conceived, out of wedlock.

Bear !!!

This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into!