Herman by Jim Unger for August 28, 2018

“We’ll change your glasses prescription in the morning, honey.”

Careful, lest you be seeing it from the doghouse.

That’s a good line. Time to make her an offer. You’ll take her to go find the best bed ever, and you switch sides.

Before he opened his yap, he could have said “let’s change places.” Now, that won’t help, with his eyes swollen shut.

On some nights, he can see two moons.

move to the guest room.. or the Super 8… they will leave the light on…

Just roll over and squash him, honey.

Careful…you’re about to go out that window! ;o]

Thanks for your response honey – the stars are beautiful tonight!

Hmmm, the last thing I remember Doc (St. Peter) is making a comment about the window.

“I can see clearly now the tears are gone. I can see all obstacles in my way. Gone is the large thing that made me blind. Gonna be a long long long night on the couch”.

NO NO NO dear – you miss understood me – let me rephrase that – all I am saying is it must be love! (love is blind – just in case)

She sees nothing funny in being the butt of his jokes. He sees nothing funny in her joke of a butt !

And she blocks that nice evening breeze.

Careful, you’ll find that it ain’t over until the fat lady swings. Probably with a baseball bat.