Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for February 04, 2020

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    do not pass go, do not collect $200…

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    waltermgm  over 4 years ago

    He doesn’t have a Chance.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 4 years ago

    there was mention of this happening for real in a RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT a few months ago. Didn’t work for that guy either.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    …Maybe arrange for you to place in a beauty pageant?

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