Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 29, 2018

so… which state/province is that town in?

Okay, so that’s about 500 million beard-seconds/sheppey, assuming sheep look cute from about 8 feet. Wow, I can’t wait ’till I get on Jeopardy! and they ask that!!

Eweee!

Someone should stand beside that sheep for a selfie!

Since I can barely grow a beard, does that mean a beard-second is shorter for me than, say, ZZ Top?

Is a beard-second infinitesimally small for most women?

To me, “sheppy” = German Shepherd

Another interesting unit… “in a second, dear,” the time that takes a woman to get ready, measured in eternities in Hell :D

So, which is longer, a beard second or a toenail second?

The Haskell Free Library and Opera House stands on the Canadian/US boarder at Derby Line, VT and Stanstead, Que.

In the opera house section the show on stage is in Que., while the audience sits in VT.

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Some people are just way too obsessed with sheep.

This edition of Believe It or Not falls under the category Who Cares or Not! ;o}

Today’s Ripley’s is brought to you by Super Nepalese Hashish.

Surprised that town isn’t in Illinois – the state with the most bureaucracy and layers of government!

One of the least interesting measurements of all is the Bion; the time between Now and Eternity that it takes Ripley to come up with something interesting. (C.f. the Wcon, defined by Joesfearsnothing earlier.

A bear second is the time interval in which a bear successfully steals your food and eats it. BURRRP!