Bad Machinery by John Allison for September 21, 2018

I never realized that “Little” was actually her surname.

I feel like Lottie’s really being the only truly sensible one here (at least given circumstances). Which, considering that it’s Lottie, seems odd, but all right.

I believe the eel is shaped like an omega because it’s the last pub you’ll ever go into

Don’t be in a hurry Claire. Your time will come.

Cod Reggae: a type of music zat is preferable to standing in ze freezing street. So it must not be Reggaeton, which is worse than any freezing street.

Mimi should know that you don’t tit about with security guards.

Does Lottie really look like she might be only a year away from being of age? I still think of them as kids.