Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 31, 2018

Blew Cody’s cap off, anyway!

Sure it’s a thing. Everything is a thing eventually, for at least five minutes.

Well, we all know what Gweneth Paltrow says to do with pretty stones:

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/gwyneth-paltow-goop-gynaecologist-women-put-stone-eggs-inside-into-vaginas-steam-dr-jen-gunter-a7541366.html

???

Any comparison to that nut-case is a major insult.

I’ve received messages from crystals. No, it’s true! Of course, they were plugged into radios at the time…

Crystal Meth?

“Is Gwyneth Paltrow Wrong About Everything?”