Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for August 31, 2018

You sly dog, you!

Sophie: “Which is why I knew this trick would work. Tomorrow, let’s discuss oozing wounds just before breakfast.”

The fabulous color-changing shirt!

Now let us get into probabilities then Sophie, dearest.

Way to scam Doug out of his puréed carrots!

Looks like Sophie has her appetite back. :)

The Galaxy Song by Monty Python explains it quite well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

“Any time” my bottom. We should be able to see a comet or meteor long before it hits us, and planets are out of the question, having non-intersecting orbits.

Shame on you, Sophie!