Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 27, 2018

I legit can’t eat some foods because of the texture.

Ugh. Who knows where that broom has been before.

The odd bit is: The broom has plastic bristles…

Sometimes plastic tastes better than the “food” itself. No use in eating bad food if you can afford better.

Artisanal brooms. What a concept!

Reminds me of the old joke: “…and when I woke up, half of my pillow was gone.”

Marigold has house privileges? (Or maybe she just sneaks in at night.)

Well, how do you THINK she knows that bad hay tastes like a broom?

Considering that most brooms have plastic bristles now, this tells us that Phoebe’s family is serious old-school.

I should’ve seen this coming… :/