Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 06, 2018

Should have written a note.

“Oh yes . . . something about a man named Trump.”

Just as well… you could travel from the future and change the present and cause yourself to never have been born, which would mean you would have never come back and changed anything, in which case you would be born, and then you’d come back and change the present, etc., etc………..

That’s why you have to go back to the future.

I’m a time traveller. I came here from the year 1951. It only took me 67 years.

Those who forget the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them.

When it’s hard to remember, it probably wasn’t important.

When you return from the future, you de-remember everything you learned there. This prevents the time-travel paradox.

He travelled in a dalek?

Oh yeah! I hate it when I do that! So annoying…

The dog’s reaction is more realistic than its owner’s.

Happens to me all the time.

I think it was, “Don’t build time machines.”

Could it be Daleks?

Don’t worry I’m sure it will come to you on your way back to the future as you realize that your forgetfulness and time traveling was what caused the problem you came back to warn everyone about. It is what it is.

Let me see, something about dump, frump … chump?

“I was coming back to tell you all that people in the future have perfected memory erasu……. oh, dear.”

Yup, same here. But 1967 keeps calling me. How ironic.

Ha! I did it in 66.

Wait, I have a Worldnet reminder set for…. Where’s the Worldnet?

“Return from the future” and forget??

I can’t even return from the bathroom and remember what I was going to say!

“Klaatu barada nikto"

That’s the problem with time travel: You can’t change the future.

And you even forgot taking pictures and where you put your notes! Really hate it to have Alzheimer’s. But even my computer is getting this dementia… today it asked me for my password! This stupid thing really forgot my password, so I had to type it, can you believe this?