Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 07, 2018

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    boniface22  almost 6 years ago

    Probably because he grabbed her.

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      almost 6 years ago

    Let’s hope he doesn’t start a Facebook war.

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    jessie d.  almost 6 years ago

    Even our animals know when its time to join in the resistance.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It doesn’t take much with U-No-Hu.

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    Meg: Cute as a Button... The ON is important!  almost 6 years ago

    Not believable. If it was someone high-profile like Opus, maybe.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 6 years ago

    He thought he was receiving Texts From Mittens.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/nov/13/john-oliver-trump-an-iphone-would-be-a-more-coherent-president

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    bobpeters61  almost 6 years ago

    By getting more followers than him.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  almost 6 years ago

    That is an easy thing to do, IF you have a Twitter account, all you do is tell the truth about his treason, and BINGO, you are now in a Twitter war with the big baby.

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    Stocky One  almost 6 years ago

    It was a case of mistaken identity. The president tried to grab it.

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    davetb1956  almost 6 years ago

    The sad part is the cat is winning.

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    jbarnes  almost 6 years ago

    The cat walked on the keyboard three times, and the next thing you know….

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Well, hoomin, I kept seeing this little birdie… I couldn’t resist!”“Maybe if you didn’t take my meowse away… "

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 6 years ago

    “I pounced on his toupee.”

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    duralaster  almost 6 years ago

    Stop getting political!

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    samantha.meyer  about 4 years ago

    Dear owner, I will never answer your question but I will scratch you, poop on your bed, eat your food, not let you touch me, hide from you, and eventually die without telling you the answer to any of your questions. Love,Your catP.S. can you feed me?

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