Kliban by B. Kliban for September 03, 2018

Just in time for back to school—A Virgin notebook

… She’s a Cub Scout?

She’s signaling for a No. 2 pencil.

That is the universal sign of the virgin.Legs together ;(

Loose Leaves Sink Sheep.

Picture of the Teflon Madonna. Mary’s not-so-little black book , along with the names and numbers of all the apostles, contained enough dirt on the authorities, to make sure she remained untouchable,

Young Jesus kept turning them into comic books

“You left something behind after Father Forkue forked you.”

Cliff Notes?