Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 07, 2018

Gil skillfully avoids Marty’s first question from yesterday’s P3 about Mike Filion by forcing him to rephrase it today and then spouting gibberish.

Actually, no, they were asking about players who were “new and interesting”. A kid named “Tiki” could be interesting. Probably won’t be, but could be.

The local paper here in Wilmington, NC names a male and female high school Athlete Of The Week. The girl this week was a local golfer who shot a 75 in her last match. Gil’s got some coaching up to do to match that.

P1, No more than last year since it’s the same one.

P2, Talk to the hands, Marty.

P3, So, how will Tiki end up being the new star? Stay tuned!

P1 Is that a microphone or is Marty trimming his goatee. He is back to his old form…always stirring the pot. P3 Tiki Jansen is a senior transfer from Hawaii, definitely a kicker and left footed.

In all reality , how about Gil’s response to Marty in P 2 ????. Tiki " The Torch " Jansen , the Slinging Swede , distant cousin of Knute Rockne , this is going to be a great football season, in all reality .

Tik(i) Tok Jansen will make us all forget Tru Whoever. Gil releases this year’s team theme on YouTube: We Ain’t Trickin’ The Clock is Tickin’! In the video Wildcat Maris mentions he has has contacted a sculptor about a bigger statue of Gil.

It’s actually kind of sad when your job is to be an investigative reporter of a high school football team. I think poor Marty may be the only one.

I suppose Tiki works at that Polynesian restaurant where they dump root beer on you.

When True burst onto the Milford scene, is was T-R-U-E. Tiki Jansen, the only son of former Universal Studios Tour Guide Barbara “Babs” Jansen, recently moved to Milford from Faber, PA. The boy’s alleged father is Daniel Simpson Day, whereabouts unknown.

We need to unleash Red Forman’s foot on Marty Moon!

P1 – While Gil flirts with Marjie and fights with Marty, his team is on the field practicing their dance moves for Homecoming. Pay attention, Gil!

P3 – That hand positioning by Kaz is disturbing. What is he insinuating? And Gil seems to be implying the length and/or weight of something.

Tiki’s gonna Torch the opposition secondary this year.

Bringing in a DT nicknamed “Booger” would be best.

P3 – Gil: “I’m not sure about this Tiki character. He’s not Penske material.”

Gil is on the cutting edge, and recruits with Ancestry.com. He saw Tiki was somehow related to one Jack Thompson. So we now have the second coming of the ‘Throwin’ Samoan’ as Gil’s secret weapon. Tru told Gil he heard about him in Hawaii.

Meanwhile , to welcome Tiki to Milford the Pompom girls will perform a special Hula dance and Tiki the Torch will light the bonfire , in all reality .

Panel three: Gil, a member of the notorious ‘VAN BUREN GANG’ subtly flashes a sign to Kramer.