Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 08, 2018

Obviously he’s already fitting into the shower culture.

Wally Cleaver was suspended for a big track meet for throwing towels in the locker room. Shows how lax Gil is.

At least we now know who transferred in. But what’s with Kaz’s hand gesture? It’s like he’s asking Gil how much it cost to get Tiki.

P1, But let’s face it, he’s no Heather Burns.

P2, Actually, they couldn’t be happier.

P3, Since when did a towel boy transferring in become a commodity?

In all reality , will Double D report the reason Tiki the Torch and his family moved from New Thayer , was it the series of suspected arsons that occurred , most recent being New Thayer High School’s library ? Better keep close watch on your beloved cleaning compounds , Mopman ?

Looks like he could be Barry Bader’s cousin. Scouting report said he had good hands.

Have Gil and Kaz been on the golf course for the past 3 month?

Convert him to RB. His twin brother Ronde is better at CB.

Here is the annual transfer. Gil obviously can’t develop his own talent to headline the strip. I didn’t know New Thayer was in American Samoa.

Dubbed Tiki the Torch by Mr. Realty, the bastard son of Jenny Fields, err, Babs Jansen, inherited his prowess with fire. Alleged father D-Day was a crafty welder, fashioning the infamous Deathmobile. Boo’s neighborhood book sheds are in jeopardy.

What about Joe Bolek? Don’t be throwing red herrings at me before the story even begins.

Gee. A new player transferring in. Guess they’ve never used that angle before.

Somebody in Chicago throw some cold water on ‘CJ’. I’m sure he fainted when he saw panel three.

Happy birthday, Gil.

In all reality , Happy Birthday Dad , Hope It’s Your Last -—-The Thorp Kids !