Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 05, 2018

But he’s always hard.

What?

and he goes like a machine…

You go, Bro.

I hear he doesn’t have a heart.

As least he has some intelligence. I saw a lot of young ladies in school going gaga over guys who had none at all.

Not to mention he doesn’t have a heart.

Kind of looks like Norm on “Phineas and Ferb”

I’ts all about performance… and she controls when to recharge the batteries.

Yeah, girls. But that ain’t all that’s artificial. And he comes with interchangeable parts.

Is rust an STD?

Can’t believe the comments today…Isaac Asimov would be turning over in his grave.

Looks like his legs shouldn’t be able to move at all.