The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 04, 2018

Oh thanks, I just spit on my tablet screen :-D

And maybe some Scotsman will write a poem about you.

It’s even better than the lousy holiday they had last year.

No wonder they’re going to HairBNB. The last hotel they went to tried to book them into room A-200.

That hair looks too regulated to be a Hair B&B

Just one more reason to be at peace with my baldness.

Just what does Stephan have against pinatas lately?

Hopefully, while there, there won’t be a RAID.

Sure it looks good in the brochure. Then you get there, and there’s dandruff, runaway pattern baldness, oily scalp, and a noisy bunch of fleas around the pool.

Air B & B

The last review on Yelp, mentioned something about Kwell.

RAID!

Oh! Such a bunch of NIT pickers! :>)

I’m laughing to hard to comment. Best of the day!

“Just try not to louse up our reservation like you did last time!”