Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 03, 2018

how long of a bus ride to the seminar? oh, 99 verses long

And do you know how long people have been waiting for Ozy and Millie to update? It’s usually looked into at the earliest opportunity each month.

“The best part was when the seminar ended.”

It’s too early for tights and boots, even if they’re worn under a skirt. What’s the weather doing there? Also, it sounds like the busride has lost some of it’s … sparkle.

This is why instead of Sparkling Shimmering Water you take something a little stronger with you on the bus ride.

Do unicorn busses have little bitty skylights that open above each seat?

God, I think my mind would have jumped out of my head and never came back if I had to listen to a song like that.

And here I would’ve thought that there would be something magical about a unicorn bus ride…..Maybe real-live greyhounds pacing it, or out-running it?

Sounds a bit more involving than “Here in Unicornia”

Did they take Highway 99?

Just imagine them singing that song in beautiful voices.

“Ride?” – I kinda’ thought they would hoof it…

Reminds me of the many time we sang 99 bottles of beer on the wall!!

sometimes I wonder how mature I really am…

To sing it properly, one must give it a quick, lilting beat, a sort of “Rattling Bog” cadence. “99 Bottles of Sparkling / Shimmering / Water of the Crystalline / Waterfalls of Upper Unicornia!”

“Shimmering” should be half-rhymed with “Crystalline”, and the song sung by twenty or more unicorns (in unison, harmony, or polyphony) riding on a rattling bus.

That’s quite the mouthful! :P