Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 07, 2018

I still keep an outdated phone around, as a clock.

Max… try not to talk about replaceable pieces of hardware like Phoebe talks about Marigold. Now if you were talking about a highly-personalized Cortana…

Don’t scare us tech nerds like that, Max.

Oh, the horror! Ah, the joy!

But it still has wi-fi access.

I’m really too old to care.

Wait, what?

You’ve got to check out Dog eat Doug for today!

:D

https://www.gocomics.com/dogeatdoug/2018/09/07

Oh the HORROR!

It’s also notably bigger. How does that fit in your pocket?

The fancier they make the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

I have an outdated phone which I’m hanging onto until I figure out whether I can afford to upgrade and how to pay for it.

No she meant I thought we were gonna be friends but after that rant I don’t see how it will work out once they pick you up in that wagon named Paddy.

We’re on the island of Misfit Phones………..

Your iPhone® become obsolete when you walk out of the Apple Store®.

Yet another ridiculously straightforward title.

Okay. Good to see Max has been able to move on.