Close to Home by John McPherson for September 05, 2018

Yikes!

Little alien! Activate death ray, quick!

And we bought the Super Deluxe package. She starts with a clean strip of dental floss daily.

Too bad her first name isn’t Florence. Then we could call her Flossie.

She must have pulled some strings to get a great job like this!

When I first saw this I thought she was scratching his back with her……..well you know…..front.

…and you vil like it.

The hygienist I see gives great flossings.

Worst example of office ergonomics ever…

And Miss Dominate will give you your daily flogging.

That looks painful, I bet the little alien will be headng out before it’s his turn!!!

And so you don’t have to make so many trips away from your desks, “Hey, piss boy”.

She looks kind of like my dentist’s hygienist; J.J. Watt in drag!

It wasn’t too bad until the bean counters figured that they could save money by re-using the floss.

The new improved dental plan.

For the second shift, Frau Blücher will be coming in…(que the horses neighing loudly)

Frau Blücher!!!!!! Whinnnnnnnnyy!! :>)

You never see those in black and white.

SCRAK SCRAK? What is she using, barbed wire?