FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 02, 2018

So how many kilograms or grams did Peter lose where 20 shakes makes him regain 1½ lbs.? This is some math problem I’m wrapping my head around.

I remember when I needed six meals a day to keep me going. That was about 50 years ago.

At least he isn’t drinking them assuming that they magically add muscle.

Just eat six hours’ worth of pizzas again, Peter. Oh wait – you haven’t done that yet.

I think the joke is teenagers never gain weight while older people gain weight from being in the same room as a pizza.

Peter isn’t exactly working out to gain muscle. And I never drank things like that to do so at his age.

there are some people out there with such ridiculous metabolisms that they can’t build up any muscle or fat, no matter how much they eat, especially when they’re young. Of course that doesn’t mean they can just eat whatever, they can still have their arteries blocked by cholesterol.

I love this strip, man! Like, I really love this strip!

That rice cake probably has more carbs than the protein shake.