FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 27, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    there are just some multi-tasks that aren’t meant to go together

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Just stick with it.

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    mickjam  about 6 years ago

    What teen licks envelopes anymore? Not mine…

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    zathb Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Hence the title Classics

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    Wren Fahel  about 6 years ago

    At work I have a ceramic roller to “lick” envelopes. It works so much better than those stupid little sponge wands made for the same purpose…and it won’t gunk up. Just add water into the cup, roll the envelope against the ceramic roller, and voila!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 6 years ago

    Could be worse. When I was a ridiculous high school boy (if you’ll pardon the redundancy) a series of things happened one night.

    1) A girl from 2 towns over whom I had just met drives us out to woods & parks.

    2) I do an “I’m a vampire” approach to kiss her neck (hey, I did say I was ridiculous, didn’t I?)

    3) I took out my knife and cut my gum out of her long, beautiful hair.

    4) She drives back into town and lets me out of the car (and, alas, nothing else happens before step 4).

    That may have been the last time I chewed gum…………

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    ChessPirate  about 6 years ago

    I’m always trying to get more use out of stuff before throwing it away, like paper towels (tissues, no). When I need to seal an envelope, I wet a bit of a paper towel that hasn’t gone out to the dumpster yet, but isn’t too “cruddy”, and seal it that way.

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    saddletramp1873  about 6 years ago

    envelope????

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