Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 10, 2018

I actually LIKE the “Bondo” reference! Good job, writers!

What’s the kid in the plaid shirt holding on his knee? Small robot? Large bratwurst? Chinese nesting dolls?

P1, He’ll really connect in the showers.

P2, Okay, what’s with your hairstyle?

P3, Bondo, Jame Bondo.

Now I see why Margie was asking for new and INTERESTING players

In all reality , Ya know Andre with a little help from the Future Auto Mechanics Club my car can be turned into a chicken magnet . Once it gets fixed up I’m going to call it Greased Lightning ! Watch out Mr Reality , I’m gunning for you .

2000 Plymouth Breeze? Almost NONE of those are still around; it’s like having a Ford Escort, or an 1988 Grand Am – they just dissolved away into nothing… (and I’m sure someone has one of these somewhere and will let us all know it)

What is the Man in Plaid holding Bitsy Twill Lamb? Herk’s Subwich sandwich.

My car is from 2000, and I’m a grown-up.

Have we ever had a cornerback as the lead in the storyline? It seems like it is the only position left. Maybe Safety?

Whoa, they better slow down this season’s story. Too much excitement at the start, we’ll be exhausted by mid-season.

Connects with his new teammates? More like “is grilled by his new teammates.” Why should he have to apologize for his car? How many high school students even own a car?

Tiki-car?

When he commits a penalty will Marty call it a Tiki-Tack foul?

Thumbs up! 9/10 is pretty good.