Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 13, 2018

We’ve seen that MST 3K license plate in a different story, but I forget where.

WRITER: “Hey, we need a new name for this new bloke. Wait! That’s it! I will rearrange the letters. Hmm, how does ‘Bolek’ sound?” …close enough.

Practicing for house painting by the hour next summer

This is as exciting as watching paint dry, at the movies.

Oh man, that was hilarious! Wait, wrong word. I meant “stupid”.

Maybe Joe can film Rick Soto’s next gig. It might be a Bondo experience.

And then this guy who couldn’t get his car down the street to get home conked them all with a tire iron. That film was hilarious. Funny dude.

Put the barricade around the Mudlarks football team. This appears to be a season to avoid.

R&W are already well on the way to out-stupiding the previous story.

P4 – They were laughing like crazy when a pickup truck saw the barricade and had to stop and turn around, it was hysterical watching that irate driver speed off heading for the S-Mart.

My sides hurt from laughing at the antics of these young pranksters.

Slow day in Milford! Whats next, an elephant walk down main st!

…Joe Bolek reminds me of another guy I knew, Bill Brasky…I think he drove a Dodge Stratus…

Bolek is awfully close to Bolex, a 16mm motion picture camera. Coincidence?

P4 – “The unfortunate part is, the barricade originally was in place for a bridge that was out. 5 people plunged to their deaths, but the crosswalk painting video was hilarious!”

…and you guys thought the brief jaunt to Milford CC was lame!

P1, Yeah, hr just made a movie featuring Double D and her double D’s.

P2, They painted the town red with tiny brushes.

P3, Future Oscar winner, Joe Bolek.

I’m still missing why they would go through all this effort to record them painting a crosswalk. I guess the tiny brushes is what makes it side-splitting comedy? Funny stuff indeed.