Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 11, 2018

Big nostrils are heavenly, hence her name.

It’ll take more than a ten second delay to stop that from being shown publicly.

Unicorns are unicorns, Dakota, not horses.

Wow! Too much ego to even show up on the media.

The bigger, the more"Heavenly-er".

A pity that Marigold didn’t install that webcam function for her horn. :XD With that she would have been able to ‘log in’ as well as the PoV would maybe have be more favourable.

Well played, Phoebe! That’ll show her! :)

She isn’t “her” unicorn, Dakota.

Well, you’re not going to get her on the show by calling her a horse, Dakota!

Well. That was a short interview. Way to go, Dakota!

So she’s-a horse! She’s-a got a cold!

Perfect.

Unicorns are closer to goats and the real unicorns are created from goats.

Phoebe is an excellent representative.

Dakota: … Further proof why you shouldn’t send a human to do a unicorn’s job!