Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 14, 2018

I have to wonder if anyone has made versions of Risk that use maps of fictional worlds, like Middle Earth.

You’re not bad, Phoebe; Dakota is just a stupid brat.

you’re not exactly cheering Phoebe up, Marigold, if you keep mentioning the negative

Control Kamchatka, you command the game.

Marigold is bad at NOT being condescending.

Practice makes perfect, Phoebe.But would you want to be the umpteenth kids with a blog trying to lure in as much viewers as possible? How many girls are best friends with a unicorn and can hang out with mythical creatures? You’re a very special girl, Phoebe.

She’s not bad at the internet, she’s bad at being on videos.

Phoebe, you’re only bad at countering Dakota’s silly comments.

That “Risk” bit got me.

I dunno…I think Marigold is a WONDERFUL friend to be so concerned.

Marigold has far too much integrity to let Phoebe beat her at Risk. Or probably Go Fish!

There should be a registered trademark symbol (®) after Risk®.

One of Marigold’s friends is in today’s “Birdbrains” comic. https://www.gocomics.com/birdbrains/2018/09/14

Don’t forget handball!