Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 11, 2018

George only says that when his score drops below 8.85.

Who does?

I hope that Alice is using a 5 point scale. What’s your beef with George? He is well dressed, has appropriate pocket pens, and is not pulling any ridiculous stunts like other Ballard husbands. Oh, that’s it! He’s boring!

She won’t let that stop her.

Alice is going to judge anyway. And such a low number.

Alice has looked over his shoulder at his reading material, and found it unworthy of even his admittedly low taste.

Yeah Leather Tanning for Dummies is pretty lowbrow.

Is she the Russian judge?

I think he lost style points for the absence of the pocket protector.

Considering his level of difficulty, this should knock him out of the competition.

She’s no 10 herself!

“Judge not, lest ye begrudged…”

Is Alice judging Georges performance last night in bed? If so we can sympathize with George.. men don’t take kindly to scores less than 9.8

I could go on the internet and post my opinions if I wanted to be judged.

Those are the only cards she has. She doesn’t expect to need any others.

Well 4.1 isn’t bad if the high count is 5. Let’s give him a break here! :-D Geez!