Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 10, 2018

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 6 years ago

    Oh … it’s working … drinks are on you …!

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    Yakety Sax  about 6 years ago

    Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit. Rutherford B. Hayes

    Cursing is invoking the assistance of a spirit to help you inflict suffering. Swearing on the other hand, is invoking, only the witness of a spirit to an statement you wish to make. John Ruskin

    When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain

    I swear like a sailor, assuming the sailor in question died in 1800 and was really square. Alexandra Petri

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 6 years ago

    Cursing while very angry or hurt is the only place for it. Only then and not in casual conversation.

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    finnygirl Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I have one sister-in-law who says “God bless you” when someone swears in her house. I am only very lightly blessed, but another SIL is EXTREMELY blessed. If she had to pay even a penny for each time, she’d surely go broke!

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