Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 12, 2018

B-13

Contestant 1: Bingo!

Contestant 2: You lucky mother f….

Heard the same assertion on the golf course.

and that’s why I suck at bingo AND golf

You do get a little spicy during the Hercules movies, Edna…

As we limp along through life, cussing makes for an indispensable crutch

in spite of those f-ing cuss jars … here’s another five ….

Cussing is required when you are hurt or very mad.

If you’re in the military and can’t cuss you can’t communicate period.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain