Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 22, 2018

If you don’t move, there will be no egress, either.

Later, he would take up life as a French painter after getting a ‘Born Toulouse’ tattoo.

He’s hard of heron, too. Probably from a hit on his crane-ium…

Stop stork-ing!

Ugh! I know!! Bad!!!

I didn’t come to snipe… of course I’m not bittern…. never….

but people shore did wade in already….

Nobody was robin me…

Lateness is a cardinal sin when you should be the early bird….

Owl I’ve got is these tree birds now….

nothing to crow about.

I geese he will flip the bird at these chicks. (That’s the best I can come up with at 3:30 in the morning.)

Hey buddy, can you sparrow dime?

That’s nothing to crow about.

Just flip him the bird.

All these avian puns are just falcon with my head!

At least his tattoo was neatly done. I’ve seen so many that look like they were done by a third grader. It’s hilarious LOL

Glad he doesn’t have any regerts.

This way to the egress.

Alligator with a guitar in “The Far Side” (maybe one of its successors): “Egrets, I’ve had a few …”

Egrets at the egress?