Monty by Jim Meddick for October 21, 2018

Real life zombie. Needs a brain.

Twitter boy. I love it! I will use it, oh yes, I will. Using “twit” doesn’t seem to work.

Yale has CROSSING GUARDS!

Thanks for making my Sunday morning !!!!!

I’m kinda fond of the little squirrel footprints in my own front sidewalk.

this isn’t even a cartoonish exaggeration, I’ve seen people walk into fountains, fall off escalators, and even heard of proposals to put the street crossing signals on the curb for people who never look up.

This is why I don’t have a smartphone. (I do have a flip phone, though.) I don’t want become a mindless zombie walking around with my face glued to a screen all the time.

I think they should throw firecrackers at him.

Confiscate his phone. Bury it in the cement of the sidewalk. Then, take Monty and his cement overshoes to a nearby dock….

Where did his phone go?